Today I was reminded that we all have the ability to loose our common sense…no matter how smart we might be. Now here is my disclaimer: By no means am I a genius. But I’m not retarded either.
I was hanging out with a friend of mine earlier today and she reminded me of the time I was ordering a pizza….here was my conversation with the lady taking my order…
Pizza lady: what can I get u?
Me: a large pizza please.
Pizza lady: what toppings?
Me: umm pepperoni n sausage.
Pizza lady: pan or thin crust?
At this point I turn to my friend and she says I don’t want sausage.
Pizza lady: we can do half n half if u want.
Me: u can do that (surprised) ?
Pizza lady: yes
Me: how do u get the crusts to cook evenly? Oh shit. (Embarrassed) u mean the toppings.
I’m felt like a complete idiot. Lol.
P.s. How was your day?
Lifes Mistakes 