Doesn’t it come with cheese?

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Ok I’m just venting, lol. All I wanted was a cheeseburger.

Yesterday I went into a burger joint and ordered my western bacon cheeseburger.  I thought to myself,  pretty simple order…..obviously not. Lol.

The cashier asked me “you want cheese on it?” My reply: ” doesn’t come with cheese” as I pointed to the picture.  He answers ” yes, But I still have to ask.” That’s fair, so I gave him a pass.

When they brought my order…guess what was missing…yes my correct burger. They gave me some other type of assembly, missing the western bacon cheeseburger part….

WTF lol.

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Can I help you pump gas?

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The other day I was at a gas station, pumping gas and checking my cars fluids.

(Now my disclaimer:  I’m a car guy. I’ve been working on cars since I was a kid. When I hear “get me a case” I think 10/40 oil and not beer lol.)

When I heared a small little voice, “excuse me sir, can u help me. I’m trying to pump gas and don’t know how”

I said “sure you just pull your gas lever on your dash, open your gas door and then pump”

She looked at me and asked ” where is the lever”…huh?…oh shit! She was serious.

At first I admit I was surprised. How do you not know how to pump gas…wtf?

But she looked lost, like a puppy almost.

But she reminded me of my own daughter when she’s trying to learn something new and doesn’t want to feel retarded.

I said to myself, I can pump her gas or teach her….teach her.

So I showed her how. And I refrained from any comments that would make her feel stupid. I told myself, what if she didn’t have anyone to show her. We all have to start somewhere.

When I got home I told my daughter put some shoes on and we are going to learn how to change the car oil. She thinks I’m crazy. Lol.

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What happened to customer service?

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Wtf happened to customer service?

Ok here is my story, it’s about a cinnamon roll. Lol.

I went to ikea the other day. Did my shopping and was tempted by the awesome aroma of their cinnamon rolls upon check out.

This was my conversation:

( Rolls = $1.00 or
6 Rolls = $4.00 )

Me: let me get a 6 pack of rolls to go please.

Cashier: let me check if we have any in back.

A few seconds later

Cashier: sorry we are out

Me: (pointing to the ones in front display. ) Can u just put 6 of those in a box?

Cashier: sorry we can’t

Me: are they different?

Cashier:  no it’s the same roll only these are heated. The ones in back are cold.

Me: (pointing to the tray that was about to go into oven) Can u just put 6 of those in a bag?

Cashier:  sorry we can’t

Me: ok thanks (walking away)

Wtf lol. I don’t get why this guy would rather lose out on a purchase than use some common sense.

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Wtf? Lol! You don’t get it

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I lost my phone charger this morning…I needed a new one..I was in a pinch…here’s where the funny part comes in…

I went into a store and asked the girl for a phone charger…she handed me one for $24.99. Wtf for a charger?  (I’m not cheap by any means but that was crazy lol)

So I asked the girl if she had any pre paid phones on sell…cheap. She handed me a old flip phone. I asked how much? $8.99. Great I’ll take it.

She looked disturbed. Lol. I guess she didn’t get it….I just need the charger not the phone.

Lol, some people.

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How about a fucken thank u

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Fuck. Shit. Wtf. Just venting.

The other day my ex’s car broke down and she asked me to help her out. I told her sure y not. I told her I would do it on the weekend, but she got upset and told me to fucken go to hell. She will call her friend better.

Brings us to today.

I get the call again…Can u fix it

So I told her sure, and I went down to fix it.

I fix it and take it for a road test. Stopped got  lunch and took a drive…..I love nice drives.

I get back and hand over keys. She gets in and starts yelling at me for wasting her gas.

I start walking away. Now I remember why she’s a ex. Ungrateful.

A simple thank u would of been good. Some people.

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I’m sorry I was an asshole today

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Ok today I fucked up, lol. I admit I unintentionally did a asshole move. I am truly sorry. Here is what happened…..

Things were going great. Everything in order. Lunch time. I go get a burger. It’s delicious. Everything great up to now, then it happens…I took my tray, dumped my trash into the cutout of the bin and proceeded on my way.

On my way out the door, I helped one of the burger joint workers out by holding the door open. “Here let me get that” Yep I’m such a nice person, as I got into my car.

That’s when it hit me. Fuck. The worker guy was carrying in the trash bin when I held the door. I emptied trash into a binless container

and now the poor guy has to clean it up before he puts the bin in…..I’m so embarrassed.

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Tagger go home lol

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Today was one of my on the fence moments, lol.

I was out and about when during my drive a saw a young kid tagging.

Now I grew up around this art form and I do appreciate a good piece.

However the kid could not have been older than 10 years lol.

My on the fence moment was when part of me was thinking “awesome piece” but my parent side if me was thinking “hey little fucker pull your pants up and get your ass home”

Lol

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I’m a idiot lol!

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Today I was reminded that we all have the ability to loose our common sense…no matter how smart we might be.  Now here is my disclaimer:  By no means am I a genius. But I’m not retarded either.

I was hanging out with a friend of mine earlier today and she reminded me of the time I was ordering a pizza….here was my conversation with the lady taking my order…

Pizza lady: what can I get u?
Me: a large pizza please.
Pizza lady: what toppings?
Me: umm pepperoni n sausage.
Pizza lady: pan or thin crust?

At this point I turn to my friend and she says I don’t want sausage.

Pizza lady: we can do half n half if u want.
Me: u can do that (surprised) ?
Pizza lady: yes
Me: how do u get the crusts to cook evenly? Oh shit. (Embarrassed)  u mean the toppings.

I’m felt like a complete idiot. Lol.

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