I’m a idiot lol!

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Today I was reminded that we all have the ability to loose our common sense…no matter how smart we might be.  Now here is my disclaimer:  By no means am I a genius. But I’m not retarded either.

I was hanging out with a friend of mine earlier today and she reminded me of the time I was ordering a pizza….here was my conversation with the lady taking my order…

Pizza lady: what can I get u?
Me: a large pizza please.
Pizza lady: what toppings?
Me: umm pepperoni n sausage.
Pizza lady: pan or thin crust?

At this point I turn to my friend and she says I don’t want sausage.

Pizza lady: we can do half n half if u want.
Me: u can do that (surprised) ?
Pizza lady: yes
Me: how do u get the crusts to cook evenly? Oh shit. (Embarrassed)  u mean the toppings.

I’m felt like a complete idiot. Lol.

P.s. How was your day?

I’m glad I met u….really.

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Today I was alone,
My mind started to reminisce,
I did a search on Facebook,
       Saw your profile,
And wanted to send u a request,
Just so that I could apologize,
But I saw your pic and,
       You looked happy.
Finally,
So I didn’t,
But I hope you know,
      I am glad I met u.
Maybe if u come across,
This blog,
U know it’s about u,
      And hope u miss me too.

P.s. how was your day?